But I Like to Run With Scissors
Show the world that you are not afraid to be yourself! Take a stand!
Just don't try this at home.
Chaotic Silly
Chaotic Neutral - Chaotic Evil - Chaotic Good??
Trust me, it's been done.
Choose the alignment that fits you best: Chaotic Silly!
I went insane but they didn't have any chocolate so I came back.
Sound like someone you know?
I disturb the force
Trust in your instincts, this is the button you are looking for!
My imaginary friend ran away, can I play with yours?
But that's ok if you don't want me to, I'll understand.
I used to be nice until the monkeys stole my rubber ducky.
Now I'm all lonely.
I used to have a clue but I dropped it and it got broke.
Do you know where I can get another one?
My teddy bear ran away and he took my iPod and everything
Now what am I gonna do?
What would Sauron do?
The kind of question everyone should ask them self while visiting Mount Doom
My friend went to Mordor and all I got was this dumb ring.
I wanted a t-shirt, but nooooo - just this junky old ring.
This is not the button you are looking for (old jedi party trick)
On the contrary, this IS the button you're looking for. Now, click the "Add to cart" button.
See other button
To see other button, click here.
Tell me about your character. I'm having trouble sleeping.
Sadly, for many players, this button is too subtle.
Pillage first then burn
A common failing in the days of the Vikings. Luckily modern button technology is here to save the day.
I visited the Temple of Elemental Evil and all I got was dead
Well, duh.
elfin script
The button actually reads, "if you can read this, get a life". Strangely, there are people who can read it.
What's in my pockets precious?
String? Nothing?
Perhaps one of the lost rings of power?
Your dice or mine?
Well, we think it's a good pick-up line.
This button intentionally left blank
Well, not really. It just says that.
Hack, slash, repeat
A munchkin mantra of sorts, or perhaps just a guide to better living through dungeon crawling.
I missed my save
… and ended up playing the worst game...
Crit happens
Usually on a natural 20 and almost always at the worst possible time - unless you roll it, of course.
The worst day gaming is better than, well, anything
Well, DUH!
If I close my eyes and count to ten will you go away?
I'll come looking for you later, honest. Hide really, really well, ok?
Vampires Suck
Well, they do. The perfect button for those who aren't big fans of "Twilight".
Lawful Boring
You know who we're talking about. Characters that want to save villages, slay the dragon and stop the evil wizard, but never want to have any fun.
Werewolves Bite
That's why they're not weresnails.
One Button to Rule them All
Darkness binding sold separately.
I’m with stupid
They're everywhere! Somebody please help me!
I Suck at Riddles
The perfect present for that barbarian in your life.
This is not a dead man’s chest
So keep your pirate hands off it.
I'm Evil and I Vote (more than once)
What more can we say?
I Wished on a star and everything. But you're still here.
Can't you take a hint?
I scare my parents
And they probably scare you too.
I'm a legend in my own mind
The perfect gift for the person who knows everything.
Rated M: Mutant
This button has been approved for all audiences.
Rated G: Gamer
Rated PG: Perfect Gamer
Rated R: Role-player
Rated NCc-1701 Trekkie
Or if you like "Next Generation", check out this one.
Rated NCc-1701 Trekker
Or if you like classic "Star Trek", check out this one.
Will read magic for food
Perfect for that down-on-their-luck mage.
Kiss me I'm elvish
Can't you tell by the ears?
Where there's a whip there's a way
One of the first things you learn as a manager.
Got cure light?
Somedays, it just hits the spot, particularly when the sleeping dragon was actually awake.
Got caffeine?
Keep your muggle hands off me.
Can't you see I'm studying for a spelling test?
Ask me about my secret identity
I've sworn never to tell anyone. But I guess I can tell you.
Never been bit
Does it show?
You can touch anything you want, except my dice.
Get your own
If there's no XP, why bother?
Well, maybe if there's treasure…
Silly Fish
Are you a silly fish? Or maybe just a fish out of water?
My Ipod broke and now it's afraid of llamas.
I'd take it back, but I might lose my playlists.
2 l33t 4u
If u dont get it ur not. If u du ur ...
thiS Happens
Particularly to dyslexics. Maybe we'll fix the spelling on the next version.
All of your base are belong to us
Another button that either you understand or it mystifies you.
This button lies
The logic behind this one is left as an exercise for the reader.
Team Edward
Or if you prefer werewolves, click here.
Team Jacob
Or if you prefer vampires, click here.
I see dumb people
They're everywhere. Well, most of them are driving 20 MPH under the speedlimit while talking on the phone.
Who needs a life when you've got games?
Obviously it's a rhetorical question.
I (love) Zombies
Don't be ashamed, Zombies need love too.
The DM is always rihgt
Thats' becuase we never make mistakes.
That's TMI
We'd tell you more, but that would be TMI.
This button doesn't exist
But you can buy it anyway …
Well if anyone can, he can
Since we're questing together, why shouldn't we?
We could go out to YouTube or something.
I'm old enough - you'll just have to believe me on this one.
If you have to look up this chat-speak abbreviation, you probably don't want to.
AND I'M PROUD OF IT!
AND I'M EXTREMELY PROUD OF IT!
u get it?
another one to look up if you don't understand it.
Sort of speaks for itself, doesn't it? At least in a chat speak setting...
For the more philosophical gamers amongst us.
Well, aren't you?
Actually, we already have, we're just not sure what we're going to do with it.
lol cat + dungeon = fun! fun! fun!
Of course, it'll be a few hundred years before the Enterprise can get me there.
So you better not get in my way!
For those who like neither Edward nor Jacob.
Show how calm and cool you are to your associates.